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ESTACION DE PACKET RADIO - BUENOS AIRES (GF05OM)
BOLETINES INFORMATIVOS PROGRAMADOS (BIP)
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/ Approaching the gates of the \
| monastery, Hakuin found Ken the Zen |
| preaching to a group of disciples. |
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| "Words..." Ken orated, "they are but an |
| illusory veil obfuscating the absolute |
| reality of --" |
| |
| "Ken!" Hakuin interrupted. "Your fly is |
| down!" |
| |
| Whereupon the Clear Light of |
| Illumination exploded upon Ken, and he |
| vaporized. |
| |
| On the way to town, Hakuin was greeted |
| by an itinerant monk imbued with the |
| spirit of the morning. |
| |
| "Ah," the monk sighed, a beatific smile |
| wrinkling across his cheeks, "Thou art |
| That..." |
| |
| "Ah," Hakuin replied, pointing |
| excitedly, "And Thou art Fat!" |
| |
| Whereupon the Clear Light of |
| Illumination exploded upon the monk, |
| and he vaporized. |
| |
| Next, the Governor sought the advice of |
| Hakuin, crying: "As our enemies bear |
| down upon us, how shall I, with such |
| heartless and callow soldiers as I am |
| heir to, hope to withstand the |
| impending onslaught?" |
| |
| "US?" snapped Hakuin. |
| |
| Whereupon the Clear Light of |
| Illumination exploded upon the |
| Governor, and he vaporized. |
| |
| Then, a redneck went up to Hakuin and |
| vaporized the old Master with his |
| shotgun. "Ha! Beat ya' to the |
\ punchline, ya' scrawny li'l geek!" /
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